Concerning Our
Exercise Policy
continued
The
Jewish Navy
An Exercise Poem,
continued
Next I tried the gym, and laid down on my mat,
I moved my legs to music, did push ups, stuff like that,
I rolled around for quite a while this fitness is a breeze,
When I got up to run around, I was stuck there on my knees.
So I went home ate a three course meal, and took a two-hour nap,
I ached all over, and felt like hell yet decided not to flap,
When I awoke I was determined, I knew I was on the right track,
I went straight back to that fitness place, and got my money back.
You see jumping up and down, well that really isn't me,
A gentle stroll around the block, well, that's a possibility,
Yet when I look into the mirror, and notice parts of me that bounce,
I may have to be content and tell myself, it's what's inside that counts.
